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Peeing in Urinals...

Okay, (at least) all the men in the house can agree that there are some social complications that are associated with peeing at the urinal, specifically in a public place. Clearly, any home with a private urinal is a dream, but that’s neither here nor there. I just wanted to say that I recently got back from the bathroom, and I’m so freakin’ jazzed! Why?

I firmly believe that there’s nothing more thrilling than peeing in a urinal that already has pee in it!

Seriously. It’s like I’m doing my small part to save the world! Hazaa, one more flush-worth of water saved! The feeling is so affirming. You can pee all you want to and not flush it, but your achievement remains uncertain; there’s no justice being done unless the NEXT guy chooses not to flush your efforts away. Only by taking advantage of another’s conservation attempt can you really begin to feel some vindication… and, boy, do I! I can only hope the next guy adds to the joy!

I should add, but this is only for the real do-ers in the crowd, there’s something to be said for staying well-hydrated. Not only is it sweet to pee clear urine, but your chances of fooling the next guy (most likely a typical, 1st-world ‘square’) into embracing our water consciousness scheme are THAT much higher. He looks down, only sees clear-ish water, and thinks nothing of it… next thing you know, you’ve suckered him into saving the planet… Brilliant! I rest my case.

Mu-hahahahaha!!!